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growlithed:

dont let my erection fool you i am actually very sad

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

You seem kinda dump-trunks. What? Heh, you know, in the dumps.

slydigger:

listen there’s no time to explain but I need you to date me

matturday:

my last words will be “fuck why am I not regenerating” 

dirrtyflowerchild:

another reminder.

the world is heavy
but your bones
(just a cubic inch)
can hold 19,000 lbs

ounce for ounce
they are stronger than steel

atom for atom
you are more precious than diamond

and stars have died
so that you may live

you need to remember these things
when you say that you are weak
and worthless